Kylie Minogue, Katie Price, Kerry Katona and other stars with 'frozen faces'
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PEOPLE can be so mean, can't they?
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Poor little Kylie Minogue is outraged after hearing everyone in the world gossiping about pictures of her allegedly frozen face.
"So I have been filmed out in public the last 3 nights and suddenly it's reported I cannot move my face?" the singer tweeted furiously, adding the hashtags #what a load of rubbish and #so annoying. I
I'm sure she's being totally honest with us, like celebrities always are. I bet she can totally move her face, it's just that every photo taken over the last few days, and indeed years, just happened to catch her pulling the exact same expression, by complete coincidence. Kylie's just been unlucky (unlucky, unlucky.)
And she's far from alone.
Here are just a few of her fellow frozen famous faces who have also been caught at random angles that make it look like they've had too much plastic surgery, when, of course, they most definitely have not.
Madonna
IT'S a well-known fact that as you grow older, your face doesn't lose volume, it actually gains it in huge amounts. Any doctor or dermatologist who says any different is talking absolute rubbish.
And so, it makes sense that Madonna looks like a hamster now compared to in her youth (back in the Middle Ages)... and she can definitely move her forehead, she just doesn't want to.
Priscilla Presley
IF Elvis had survived that episode on the loo, the shock of seeing his wife's face would have finished him off.
In 2008, she revealed she had been one of the victims of an unlicensed plastic surgeon, but, as you can see, she hadn't had anything else done before, or since, and any suggestion that is untrue is offensive to all.
Jordan
THE celeb who has to feature in all plastic surgery articles by law. Even she confessed that she went too far with the needles while she was with Alex Reid (fun fact - the Botox lasted longer than the marriage!).
This is the result - a face as devoid of emotion as the woman herself.
Nicole Kidman
NICOLE is somewhat unique for being one of the few stars ever to admit to having an injection or two.
"I've tried a lot of things ! but apar t from working out and a good diet most things don't help," Nic revealed.
"I even tried Botox but I didn't like how my face looked afterwards. Now I don't use it any more."
Just because she can, doesn't mean she has to, as demonstrated by every photo taken in the last five years.
Linda Evans
LINDA once announced: "The great thing about ageing is you do get wiser and you do get more certain in yourself of what you are and what you want...
"Loving yourself doesn't mean having a massage or getting your hair done. It means truly knowing your values."
She's right of course - for her, loving herself didn't mean just having a massage or getting her hair done...
Lulu
IT'S difficult to fault Lulu, she's been upfront about what she's had done, and it's actually pretty good work. It's just that looking like you're 20 when we know you're 72 is plain creepy.
And having a ping pong ball in each cheek must hurt after a while?
Kerry Katona
AS discussed, celebrities rarely admit having Botox. Kerry Katona has to make a living though, so she spilled the beans, probably while the needle marks were still fresh. "I've had a bit of Botox on my forehead. I was worried sick about having it as I didn't want to look weird." Um, too late, Kezza.
..and if you take it too far
Bride of Wildenstein
ANY celebrity - or civilian, actually - ever considering plastic surgery needs to take a long hard look at this photo. This is where it ends, ladies...
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