Kylie Minogue is horrified by her lovely face, for some reason

Both Kylie Minogue and Kylie Minogues bottom [1] are 44 years old now, although you wouldnt know it to look at either of them. However, does that stop 44-year-old Kylie worrying about the ever-looming march of time upon her lovely celebrity face? It does not. Not according to an interview she gave this month with Elle magazine, anyway.

[1] And heat walks away with this years award for Earliest Mention of Kylie Minogues Bottom in a Kylie Minogue-based News Story

Not lying

I am not going to lie about this, she said, unlyingly, to Elle. There are lots of times I look in the mirror and I see that gravity has taken hold. Or suddenly see my face on a phone or on Skype and its like a Spielberg special effect and you just scream, Who is that?.

Rhydian

She then dressed as Rhydian from The X Factor and told the magazine about her 25 years in show business.

You look up and 25 years have gone past and I sit there and think, but I am supposed to be a one-hit wonder, she said. Seriously, has she consumed Rhydian off The X Factor? Did did Kylie consume his heart and absorb his youthful power? Possibly. Has anyone seen Rhydian lately?